Tim - Bro we have not talked to each other in over a year what the hell is the emergency.
Dave - Julie dumped me two days before we sent out the wedding invitations.
Tim - First I could have told that would happen, second what the hell does that have to do with me.
Dave - You made a pass at me and I punched you in the face. I wanted to apologize and ask if you are still interested?
Tim - What now that you got dumped you want to do gay stuff.
Dave - I want to check it out before I start chasing another girl. I got a feeling I might like guys better.
Tim - I am not so sure being gay works that way. It is more of a born that way and must have more.
Dave - People in abusive relationships have been know to change their sexual preferences In the past being gay you were risking your life, it just not that way anymore. Guys have choices.
Tim - Your relationship was not abuse may be cruel.
Dave - You have no idea how evil she was. So, do you want to try and make me gay or not.
Tim - Do you understand what you are asking? Did someone inform you as out gay man I am obligated by our code of conduct to help any straight man requesting we gay stuff. Did your X-girlfriend set this up?
Dave - Wait there is a gay code of conduct? What the hell is that about.
Tim - Recruiting mostly, and safety tips, like never leave someone handcuffed and go for cigarettes. At least twice guys have died once in a car wreck and a hit and run. One guy in handcuffs waited for weeks. But I think one of those was before the internet.
Dave - I had no idea being a gay guy was such a responsibility. Any chance I can get a crash course in Gay stuff 101.
Tim - The answer is yes, but I was to hear you beg for it. In your gayest voice.
Dave - Please teach me how to do gay stuff and I will be you play toy anytime you want.
Tim - Just head to the bedroom and get naked. Relax this is finally happening.
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