A WEEK EARLIER...
Franky - Dad I think I might be gay.
Dad - What would make you think that.
Franky - I made out with a guy and liked it.
Dad - That would be a good sign. I would suggest if you made out with a girl you would like that too.
Franky - Yeah, but girls don't want to make out.
Dad - So you are gay because it is easier to find someone else to make out with?
Franky - It's not full blown gay we don't do that.
Dad - Well at least not yet.
Today is Saturday and one week after the gay conversation. I am on way way to Lowe's. My son and his friends were suppose to see a movie at 1 pm. I am in my big pickup and I look down at the car on my left. It is my son and his friends. Three have their pants around their ankles and the driver. He is not wearing any pants, and driving with one hand. Because is other hand is busy in the passenger's seat.
The kid in the backseat making out with my son notices my truck and points it out to my son. My son, he just smiled as we made eye contact. I drove through a red light and almost killed myself. They were stuck at the red light and I continue to Lowes.
Thank God it was busy at Lowe's. I hooked with a guy in the rest room and did the same thing my son was doing in the back seat of the car. I didn't start doing gay stuff until I joined the Navy. Trapped at sea for weeks at a time. Which is just the same as being married and doing without currently. It was not considered cheating back then.
Now twenty years later my son is doing the same gay stuff in high school. I was freaking out and slightly aroused from what I saw in the car. This guy was good and we exchanged phone numbers. Just for the record it's never a faze, it is a tool you will use the rest of your life when you need to.
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