Mario, and Victor had been fighting over Julie a bimbo that makes out with guys for sport. The fact was she was playing them both for dates, gifts, general do this slave relationship. All for a make out session that would leave them worse off.
After school I invite them over with the promise of smoking a joint with them. My parents will not get home for four hours. I make a point of setting the alarm. Explaining my parents buy me pot but I am not suppose to get my friends high. If they come home this lets me know. They seemed impressed.
We get up to my room they freak over my curved monitor. I gave them both the I love you speech, we are all brothers here. I have a secret to tell them. I get up and lock the door to my room and ask them to follow me. I take them both to my closet and close the door. Then fire the joint up.
My secret is explaining to my best friends I am a "In the Closet Gay Guy." This is his one safe place for me to be gay. What happens in this closet stays in this closet.
Victor and Mario take another hit and pass it as this new information sinks into their brains along with the pot.
Mario - So you are gay still in the closet about it, but you are telling us you do gay stuff now? But you are still in the closet.
Victor - Who in the hell have you done gay stuff with.
Me (Ricky) - What happens in this closet stays in this closet. When we leave this closet we are just three straight friends. Forget we had this conversation. This is me telling you that your girlfriend Julie is just a tease. I am your gay best friend. You guys let me do gay stuff to you and I won't tell anyone else.
Mario - What's the catch? What do we have to do.
Me - Give me a kiss Ask me to do gay stuff to you and relax and let it happen. Communicate what feels great and what doesn't. I will get better at it.
Victor - I'm in.
Mario - How about a kiss Pete before you do gay stuff to me?
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