I had no idea who it was.
It was in fact a public restaurant.
I had been there a few times before.
I never noticed the hole in the wall.
While I am standing taking a leak.
Some dude in the stall next door.
Was checking out my aim I guess.
I finish my business and go to put things away.
He suggests something else.
Like two guys (us) doing gay stuff.
Anonymously in a men's room stall.
With a wall between us, that has a hole in it.
I was drunk enough, to go for it.
I checked my watch, for the time.
I got like, twenty minutes.
I had no idea, what I was doing.
Or getting myself into.
Because I immediately, became addicted
Like I had died, and gone to heaven.
What is gay stuff magic?
What the hell else, have I been missing?
Three minutes later I wanted to be gay.
I wanted a plan, to do this often.
I wanted to say thank you.
Get his name and phone number.
So, we could do this again.
OMG because hell just froze over.
Turns out I already had it.
I actually knew the person.
Boy was he surprised to see it was me.
He turned all shades of red.
Found it hard to make eye contact.
Saying please don't tell the guys at work.
No one knows this and it is why I am single.
But when I get a little drunk.
I end up doing gay guy stuff.
I explain I am married with four children.
My wife became a lesbian to prevent number five.
She told me to go gay or go without.
I was hoping we can work something out.
Like anonymous boyfriends with my best friend.
Show me more gay stuff because that was hot.
Anonymously - Story Time Blog
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