Second fight this week John Thomas what the hell is going on.
Sorry Boss but those guys were trying picking a fight. They were calling Jesse names and grabbing his butt.
Jesse the new dishwasher? Is it because he acts girly? I was hoping that wouldn't be a problem. I will warn him to straight up his act, or get a new job. You are great at hiding you do gay stuff, you should be helping him out.
JT - Boss you are the only one that knows that, and you know I don't want anyone finding out. It will just cause more problems.
Boss - Sounds like you have a crush on Jesse the dishwasher, John Thomas. You two should hook up as boyfriends and then anyone touches him you have my permission to kick their ass. He could help you pay for that apartment you got.
JT - This is starting to sound like a set-up did you give him your normal interview?
Boss - He's eighteen and his parents kicked him out, I met him in the park. We fooled around, and then he told me his story. He is an awesome kid. I hooked him up with the shelter and offered him a job. End of story he is just an employee.
JT - Does he get a weekly bonus too?
Boss - Are you jealous JT? That I could be blowing your new boyfriend. You and I have that arrangement due to the cost of your apartment, and I thought you were into it too. I don't normally fool around with my employees. We're more like family...right JT?
JT - We're totally family boss and feel guilty for taking your money. Your are the only guy I feel okay hooking up with. You know my budget I am thrilled not to be working the street anymore. As a cook I can get a job anywhere for the rest of my life. I am totally grateful for your love and help.
Boss - Do me a favor, invite Jesse over and talk to him about straighten up his act went he is out on the floor. I think he acts girly because he wants you to come to his recue. Show him your apartment and explain he could have his own apartment if he gets his act together.
JT - Do you think I am gay enough to have a boyfriend, I am kind of weird about gay stuff boss. I just never thought about it until I saw Jesse getting his ass grabbed like that.
Boss - Sweet you just admitted you are interested. Here is a fifty, tell him he can sleepover for a night out of the shelter. I would suggest pizza and a twelve pack and you both enjoy the fact we are closed on Sundays. What are you smiling about?
JT - I am such a fag, and for this first time ever I am looking forward to coming out and doing gay stuff with a guy. I never thought this day would happen.
Boss - Well there is fear and loathing and there is growing up and falling in love. The choice is yours young man.
JT leans in for a hug, whispering Thanks for helping get here boss. Did you want to blow me for that fifty? I'm cool if you want to.
Yet Another Bar Fight - Story Time Blog
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