DAD - Hey Alan those gay boys are at the front door again.
ALAN - Did you ask them what they wanted?
DAD - They have a fist full of one dollar bills and a boom box. They are requesting a private performance. They are all over the age of seventeen.
ALAN - Dad are you crazy. Then last thing I want to do is encourage them.
DAD - That's fine but rents coming due and I thought you could use the money.
ALAN - What kind of music?
DAD - Does it really matter? They just want to put dollar bills in your swim trunks. They are just as gay as those guys at the bar and their money is just as good.
ALAN - Fine dad it is five dollars a minute and the show is over after they run out of money. Send them back.
DAD - Three hundred bucks an hour, OMG I am calling the three gay guys at the lodge. What you need is a manager son. I am going to double your audience and triple your money.
Work, Money & Gay Stuff- Story Time Blog
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