Last night after a really bad double date Jeff and Joe end up doing gay stuff for the first time. While they never thought of themselves as gay. This morning when they woke up the did even more gay stuff. The two young men jump in the shower to discuss the change in their lifestyle.
Joe - Damn Bro that was awesome. I am so gay for you right now.
Jeff - I have never had better bro. Unreal we been friends for three years.
Joe - The conversation in biology had me all freaked out. All guys are raised to be gay and the qualified are sperm doners. It kind of made since now that we have confirmed guy on guy is so much better.
Jeff - You are such a turn on when you get going. It was the rough part. We got physical and liked it. Can't do that with a girl.
Joe - I got to call me dad, and tell him. He will freak out. Mom too.
Jeff - Wow did not think about that part. They are going to find out soon enough. I love you bro. I don't want to hide this, I want to tell everybody.
Joe - Hell yes. Facebook bro One pic we tell everyone.
Jeff - Ten thirty on Sunday parents are a ten o-clock Mass. I need to text them I don't want then to find out on Facebook.
Jeff - (text to dad) - Joe and I are coming out as gay boyfriends on Facebook in ten minutes not the way I want you to find out. Call me NOW if we need to talk before posting.
Dad - (Text to Jeff).
Not surprised
We knew your were gay for each other three years ago.
Not paying for college
Your cut off
Out of the will.
Facebook's a good idea.
Thanks for the heads up
If mom crooks at least there is a priest handy.
If she dies I might need a gay guy you are back in the will.
I don't know about paying for college.
What does the dad of the gay guy get besides more drama.
You are back out of the will, you little drama queen.
Your mother is elbowing me to stop texting.
We are getting to the stand up knee down stand up again.
Tell Joe he has six months to put a ring on that finger.
I love you no matter who you love.
Joe is kind of awesome.
I am happy for the distraction at mass.
I love you both tons.
Congratulation on coming out. dad
Joe - bro you are crying that's not good.
Jeff- I can't read it again here take a look. I might have the best dad ever.
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