The Gym is Gay - Story Time Blog

Joe - Did you hear the news Jeff is gay now?

John - Seriously when did that happen?

Joe - It is those guys he has been spending time together with. Dad said they sucked him into it.

John - So, how gay is he?

Joe - He is so gay he is willing to have your baby.

John - That is as gay as it gets bro. There he act casual.

Joe - Do you know why they are called gay?

John - Because despite all the crap they get the are happy as pigs in poo. It is like they know something we do not.

Joe - Like how to make a man happy. How to be better than a girl in bed. How to make a straight guy gay. Major knowledge bro.

John - I do not know bro. Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a gay guy for a girlfriend. One that only does the girls job, and I only do the guys role.

Joe - It is that kind of thinking that makes you gay eventually. Let us hit the showers.

John - Making out with my twin brother in the showers since the age of fourteen will make you think about gay stuff with gay guys. After six years you could just come out as gay and then we keep each other happy for the rest of our lives.

Joe - I am telling dad you are hitting on me again.

John - Then you will have to admit to dad we still make out when we shower together.

Joe - Here come's Jeff, change the subject.

Jeff - Awe my favorite twin brothers. Still fighting over who is going to come out first? Looks like I beat you both.

Joe - Bro straight guys are dropping like flies in this gym. I just did not think you would go there.

Jeff - Stop waiting on your bother, you can both pick me. My apartment at seven tonight. I let you two tastes, touch and do gay stuff to see if you like it. Our secret and do not tell your father if one of you chicken out. It is both of you and forget it.

John - I am in but make it eight. I am dragging him along for security reasons. His choice to take part or not.

Joe - Cool, I could do security, I like to watch.

Jeff - Sounds hot, let me get pumped up for this. 8 PM

John - Wow, finally after six girlfriends and six years I get to compare.

Joe - Mom was right. We are just like dads. We want our partners subservient. Doing gay gay stuff is girly. You and I refuse to be that person. Mom had a name for it.

John - Usury. She said. Dad used her to have his kids and do what she was told to do. She was young and just wanted to be away from her parents.

Joe - Two weeks from now they will be saying gay crap about us. We will be hanging Rainbow flags for Gay Pride. Dad will be in the hospital with a heart attack.

John - I get Mom's argument but if for the first ten years she was happy with the arrangement, it was not usury. Tonight, at eight we are using each other to get to the next level. Once there you have added information, and your ideas should adjust.

Joe - Jeff just went through this what makes you think that this will turn out any different because it is you.

John - I do not bro; I just got the balls to find out.

Joe - I might be jealous. I was thought you would go gay for me.

John - There is the problem. We are both waiting for each other.

TO BE CONTINUED....

The Gym is Gay - Story Time Blog