Randel was finishing his third beer when he said Damn, nice butt. He thought it belonged to a female and was totally freaked out when the butt stopped, turned around and into a nice shirtless looking young man.
Randell - Bro I am so sorry. I am not gay I swear, I saw the hair I checked out your butt on auto pilot.
Dusty - I think it is great that you like my butt. I just wish you were man enough to touch it.
Randell - Ouch - I am straight I can't go there. I am not wired that way and It is not my fault you have a girls butt.
Dusty - The facts are I have a girls butt, and you admit you liked it. if it is a girls butt and you are straight then what's the problem? Just do me what you do to your girlfriend.
Randell - Did she put you up to this?
Dusty - Three hours my place we can be there in ten minutes. Decide for yourself. No one will know..... butt us. I will drive you have been drinking. My name is Dusty and you are...?
Randell = being kidnapped by a hot gay kid. How old are you?
Dusty - Nineteen last week and you are how old?
Randell - Old enough to know better then to get in are car with a gay guy with a girls butt. I cannot believe i am doing this, But you are hot for a kid. How is it after twenty years we make eye contact and I want todo gay stuff with you. How does that happen?
Dusty - fate, destiny, love at first site, when is the last time you...
Randell - That's it right there. I am desperate for a hot guy for a change. Wait you live with your parent?
Dusty - Relax they know I am gay and have sex with guys and I also know they are not home.
Randell - Nice house, Sweet room, Nice butt , Now what? Awe f... damn.
Hours later.
Dusty - That's the garage my parents are home.
Randell - Hmm should I hide under the bed?
KNOCK KNOCK
Dusty - I am busy...
Dad - I figured that (opening the door) Randell?
Randell - Boss?
Dusty - Wait you work there? You did not tell me you worked there.
Randell - Graveyard I just got off
Dad - Randell you have been straight for as long as I have known you.
Dusty - I had just got back from the bank making yesterdays deposit.
Dad - Dinner in forty-five minutes and it is mandatory for both of you.
Randell - Any chance you know if sleeping with the boss son is against some policy at work.
Dusty - Ask for damages for his son making you gay.
Randell - Totally gay, and in love with his son.
Dusty - You said the love word first...
Randell - That was the best ever I can and will go gay for that.
Dusty - I love you too. We got forty-five minutes more please.
Randell - I work there almost two years and my boss has a hot gay son. We should have met back then and I could have been doing this gay stuff to you a lot sooner. Oh right there. Yes.
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