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My Son's Best Friend - Story Time Blog

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At forty-seven I am a self admitted pervert in my head. On some occasions I can joke with my wife about it. Some stuff for guys at the bar I go to sometimes after work.

I try with my son Daniel but it goes over his head, he just never gets it, or it's too sick. It is so offensive he is telling mom on me. How ever I have fun with my son's best friend Kevin. They went to high school together and are now in college and taking the same classes they are both going into computer engineering.


Kevin at twenty is a stud and about eight months ago he sat down in the grass in our backyard, to play with our dog. Fifteen minutes after the sprinklers had gone off. He was covered in mud in less than a minute. I got the dog off of him and him inside the laundry room where he got compliantly naked in front of me, threw his clothes the washer and started them.


Then turned to me and asked which way to the shower, and is there anyone out that should not see this. Referring to his nakedness. I said My wife, and he asked for a towel. I swear we were both getting aroused but him being naked his was more obvious. He of course blamed me for looking at him like his was my next meal. I found a pair of my shorts for after his shower and pointed to the bathroom. He asked if I wanted to touch it. I said No thank you. He replies I will be in there naked for about fifteen minute if you need anything. or just want a second look. He is truly an evil flirt.


From that point on we have played this game. I pretend he is some straight guy that loves to controlling people and he has my son addicted to doing gay stuff to him. I refuse to succumb to the evil in his underwear. Hoping he will move on at some point. More than likely after my son comes out of the closet admitting he is in love with him and has helped him get through college with a degree.


He says I am the perverted married gay dad, hooking up with old men at adult book stores for oral sex. Offering candy to children. While I am black mailing my sons best friend for sexual favors.


I explained for that to be true he had to start putting out.


For example I come down this morning to make coffee. He is hanging out in the kitchen waiting for my son. Because he is there so much as a joke I ask.


Me - What's for breakfast?


Kevin - Not me. I just took a shower and got dressed.


Me - Lose the shorts and bend that clean ass over the table. I would love to eat your clean butt for breakfast.


Kevin - (He almost busted up laughing) Fine dropping his shorts and exposing himself. He goes to bend over the table and says. If you do this right I am going to want some sausage for breakfast after this.


With shorts around his ankles butt checks in both hands. He was getting into position when my son comes around the corner asking what is going on you two. He starts cracking up laughing like it all a practical joke while pulling up his shorts while hiding his junk from my son. After showing it to me freely on several occasions. Interesting?


I announce I am making my chicken and black bean burritos for dinner and ask will they both be joining us? They both said yes right away, I am thinking a bottle of toquilla is in order. I need to know more about what those boys are up to.


My wife has a slight dementia issue, and somedays are better than others. She can still clean and dress her self, but I do all the cooking and cleaning these days and she sits in a chair and watches TV. She can have a conversation about anything over a year ago. Her short term memory is shot and she thinks her son is still fifteen and in high school on most days. Daniel loves to sit and talk to her, and dig up old dirt on his dad.


With the burritos ready we all sit down to eat with glasses and a pitcher of Margaritas. The boys explain that two heads are better than one. They both take the same classes and they both help each other on the home work. Kevin has the imagination, but has issues in coding and Daniel can write code better than English but has issues coming up with ideas. Then I bring up they spend more time together than most couples. My wife out of no where whispers loudly to Daniel. I like your girlfriend better with short hair but she needs to wear a bra.


Daniel tries to get his mother to recognize Kevin as Kevin. Bring up thing she should remember. Finally she ask. Oh You mean the good looking gay boy that likes to flirt with your father. Daniel, unhappy with her answer but all smiles. When she asked. Are you two boyfriends because I can tell he loves you.


It took a margarita and a half and Daniel's demented mother to drag my son out of the closet. Yes mom he said in tears. We love each other very much. Kevin rushes to his boyfriend's side in between the two of them. For about seven minutes the three of them had a conversation as of right now in the present. Then my wife said And after college you two will get married and live happily ever after. I hope I am around to see that.


The three of them hugs and my wife asks for introductions. Who is this nice handsome young man Daniel, have I met him before. I stood and went to the kitchen to hide my tears and gain my composure. I live for those moments of clarity these days and know Daniel does too.


Daniel joins me in the kitchen asking if I am okay. I say yes avoiding eye contact.

He tells me he has come out to his mom dozens of times. She always responds with I know you like boys. Then she forgets the next day and talks about having a girlfriend.


So, that's just your mother making conversation, and saying what she was taught to say. The moments like you just had. She's back and she remembers and loves us both so much Kevin too I think. I am so happy you boys have each other, and I am very proud of you both. You make an awesome couple.


Kevin comes in the room holding a bottle a salt shaker, and a hand full of quartered lime wedges. A toast is in order my boyfriend just ousted us finally. We make eye contact.


So, dad where do you keep the shot glasses?




My Son's Best Friend - Story Time Blog



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