I was the straightest guy I knew, with years of experience.
So straight I got thrown in jail for slapping one on the mouth.
They made me attend a bunch of classes, what makes me do that.
Someone was kind enough to figure out.
I have switched chicks every six months for the last five years.
Then they ask the question why do they end?
We went though the list of ten, for last five years.
The first month was great then they go down hill fast.
It was determined I should stay single to work on me.
At the age of twenty-six my family of brothers and sisters.
Help me have fun as a single young man just looking for friends.
A party of twenty of us at somebody's house.
There where a lot more guys then females.
My sister and her husband introduce me to two guys from work.
They are around my age and into graphic design what I am into.
We all promised to hang out together sometime in the future.
I knew a few people but met a bunch more.
I finally had way too many beers.
I found chair but the room was still spinning.
I told my Sister we should get out of here.
I just want lay down in a bed.
I thought it was weird that she and her husband said okay.
Ask me I knew those two guys from work were gay.
I said There is no way, then asked if they knew I was straight.
I was toasted and helped into bed by my sisters husband.
He took my shoes and pants off, and I threw my t-shirt somewhere.
Covered by a sheet and then a blanket I hug a pillow and fall asleep.
Then I had this dream of people checking up on me.
My sister, then her husband, possibly my parents looking from the doorway.
Then those two gay guys that work with my sister.
Seem very concerned about my well being.
They want give the straight guy a massage and do gay things to me.
This was a first, and the power of suggestion.
Not sure why my sister had to tell me they were gay.
Not sure why it all felt so good. I remember thinking.
I am going to wake up homosexual this feels too good.
I have no idea how long I was asleep but I opened my one good eye to daylight.
OMG my first gay dream, OMG that was wonderful.
I do want to be a homosexual just as the dream predicted.
I sat up in bed immediately.
Just to find those two gay guys next me.
I woke them up, said that was wonderful.
I want to do it all over, but this time sober.
A gay guy code, they (we) never say no.
My First Gay Dream - Story Time Blog
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