It Was Only a Dream - Story Time Blog

Two weeks until I get married at age twenty-six.

A wife, a job, a house, a mortgage a dog.and two fish.

There is no escape I have already committed.

I have been sentenced to a minimum of twenty-five years.

Tomorrow is Friday and also my Bachelor Party.

About fifteen guys at a strip tease bar.

God forbid my future wife finds out.

She already hates my best man, and most of my friends.

I have know idea what to expect.

It kind of makes me a little bit nervous.

I am afraid I will do something stupid.

I take some Nyquil and go to bed.

It this was not a Casino it was like somebody's farm.

Not sure why they told me dress up.

Now they are taking my clothes off.

Made to sit in a chair in my underwear.

John has Pat and Sam by the short hairs.

Prepare to do gay stuff and get ready to love it.

We plan on making you gay.

Before you have a chance to get married.

I know there were times it was extremely satisfying.

Despite it being extremely gay and almost rape.

In conclusion If I want to do that.

It would require I come out of a closet.

While countless people say it was only a dream.

Some questions the details and give warnings on NyQuil.

I say it had nothing to with calling off the wedding.

I like boys now, and it would be stupid to marry a girl.

It Was Only a Dream. - Story Time Blog