Hank and Greg and been doing gay stuff for months in random restroom in random buildings all over campus. They each have two roommates that are rednecks, religious, and straight and actively hate gay people.
Greg - I got the money for an apartment next semester, move in with me.
Hank - I am not that gay bro. I can't play house with a some gay guy.
Grey - So, am I just some random gay guy you do gay stuff with.
Hank - You know you are the only one I do this with. I am too chicken to take that chance. You hit on me remember.
Greg - This is me quitting our arrangement. The next guy I do gay stuff with will be brave enough to admit it. As soon as I get the apartment I am coming out. So, I guess this is it bro.
Hank - Please don't do this. I need human contact with real people. You are my gay best friend.
Greg - That's weird you are the only other person I know that does gay stuff too. you were my gay best friend too. See ya bro. Call me if you change your mind.
Over Christmas break December 31, 8 PM Text
Hank - Are you back on campus?
Greg - Never left moving into my apartment as of today.
Hank - Still need a gay roommate?
Greg - What I need is a boyfriend.
Hank - How can I ...help you move in? Do I get an invitation?
Greg - Human Contact.
Hank - Gay Human Contact. I can be gay, I mean I am gay, I could be gay with you. That boyfriend you need. You could pick me.
Greg - Go to Domino's Pizza Green Street, and pick up the pizza I called in they will give you the delivery address. It should be ready in fifteen minutes.
Hank - Anything, See you shortly.
Greg actually worked at Domino's to help pay for the apartment. He was off work and waiting for a pizza he ordered. Hank shows up and the two young men spend new Years Eve Together. Hank come's out as gay and move's in the next day.
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