It was a minor armed robbery.
Ten years ago and no one was killed.
No guns were fired, by the bad guys.
They were not loaded on purpose.
For that very reason.
The whole damn thing was stupid.
Yet they almost got away with it.
Until grandpa got shot in the leg.
Despite yelling You boys keep going.
My dad and my uncle stayed.
Ten years later all three get out of prison.
Explain that they all three now hate women.
All three are now happy homosexuals.
They all moved into a house together.
All three started looking for actual gay boyfriends.
Grandma, Aunt Helen, and my mother.
Seem to think, something was fishy.
They told all us boys to stay away form them.
They all three claimed guys were just better at everything.
My brother and I were sixteen and seventeen.
With our cousins John and Robert the same ages.
We finally go visit our dad, our uncle, and grandpa.
Menu was pizza and beers and Why they went gay?
They told a story starting with grandpa.
How they have been under the control of females.
They tricked into marriage with the promise of sex.
They spit out a couple babies and then don't want to do it.
This is it they quit can't find someone else to do that.
They were the one that planned the robbery.
It was all their idea, they had to have more stuff.
They told us we had no choice.
Yet were the ones pulling it off.
Gramps gets shot and we three all go to jail.
No one ever visits and we think about what got us here.
Females -
This was our punishment, for our crime.
But a reward for a life time of dealing with a wife.
These were pros that knew what they were doing,
Providing a service for those that are worthy.
We are talking the best sex ever.
Starts and ends with another man.
My name is Eddie the oldest of the four of us.
You dudes are old school were doing gay stuff years ago.
Twelve, thirteen and fourteen.
Now we have the internet.
We got gay guys teaching straight girls
Gay girls teaching straight boys.
We can hook you up with what you want.
Try someone different, everyday for over two years.
Live and in person on your cell phone.
If your into kinky we can make that easy.
A blond boy toy, Military, Handicap.
All available for price on an app.
No return policy so sorry.
The three gay adults in the room.
All requested a teaching position.
A chance to earn money, while having some fun.
Promote the benefits of a certain lifestyle.
We missed growing up with our dads.
We we understand after the last 10 years.
All of us living with those three females.
Then we share the bad news.
It was Grandma that called the police.
They planned the robbery to fail.
Then sent you to jail on purpose.
Some of us are clueless, but still have a driver's License.
We made them our chauffeurs, because none of us could drive.
We also requested driving lessons start immediately.
No payment was ever necessary.
Because dads and gays guys love watching boys have fun.
It just is a little bit more purvey then everyone else is.
Remember all this started with Eve.
All us guys need to stick together.
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