Gay Straight Guys - Story Time Blog

Hank and John

They were about as straight as one could get. Both had wives with two children. John's wife ran away first leaving him with a five and six year old boys. Hank's wife pitched in to help with his kids. At first for free then she started charging ten bucks a day. Then the offer.

Lets ditch my husband / your best friend. We can get married and I take care of all four kids. With my x husbands child support.

John was not interested in another marriage. He did not really want to dump his best friend. So he told Hank about the offer instead.

Hank was not surprised explaining it was. Not her first time cheating on him. He had talked to a lawyer about a divorce but claims he needs to keep the kids. She can afford child support, and she don't really want them except as a meal ticket. Hank says it why he works graveyard besides getting the dollar more per hour.

He gets off at six AM goes gets both our kids off to school. I Sleep until I have to pick them all up at four. I help with homework and I send your kids home at five-thirty. I fix and eat dinner with my kids and we watch a movie before bed. I tuck them in bed and go to work. Starts all over the next morning. Her job is to stay at home while they sleep. Hank says. Stop paying her the fifty bucks.

John was Thirty three had a great job at a Casino downtown and worked day shift in the cashier's cash for ten years. Start after four years in the Navy.

Hank was working at a Walmart on graveyard. He was a shift lead making seventeen bucks an hour and a little bit of overtime pay on weekends. John loved numbers. He was running the numbers on how to make his life less complicated and comes up with a plan.

John talks Hark into a Saturday run to Palm Springs. The kids should be fine and have our phone numbers. John was asking Hank about all kinds of stuff.

John - You did six months hard time for what?

Hank - A guy owed me money and gave me his stereo. I go to pawn it and get arrested for a robbery. It took four months to prove it was not me.

John - Four months up north cannot be good your butt is too perky.

Hank - Talk like that is why I don't tell people my history, where are we going with this conversation? What's up with all this traffic? Look at all the les... John why are we at Gay Pride in Palm Springs?

John - Let find the beer tent and talk about that. If I were you I would pretend you are my boyfriend in those jeans.

The two men pay the entrance fee and get forty dollars in drink tickets and head for the booze area.

Hank - Two Bud lights and to shots of Jack for my friend and I

John - Your wife gave me an idea. You divorce her keep the kids get child support and the house. We fix you your house and sell it. You and the kids move in with me quit your job and take care of all the kids. We do gay stuff occasionally and no one has to know.

Hank - I am going to need more of these to continue this conversation. Two Bud lights and to shots of Jack for my boyfriend and I.

John - I am only five years older than you. I did gay stuff with a few guys in the Navy and now I know you have done gay stuff I think we should try it.

Hank - We have known each other for years. Why gay stuff all the sudden.

John - My mom was a evil and she picked my ex-wife. I think hate females so much I have changed my mind who and what I am into. I kind of got a crush on you a me hooking up.

Hank - I don't mind being the mom, but I don't want to be the wife all the time either.

John - Now that we got that out of the way kiss me.

Hank - What? Right now? You want to try this now?

John - No one here knows we are straight and it is okay and safe to be gay. Let's find out if we are gay enough to pull this off.

Hank - Fine ...

John - I can be gay with you no problem bro.

Hank - We gay for each other how did that happen?

John - Damn Let's just head back home tell the kids its a sleep over at my house.

Hank - It's been years let's get a hotel room and get the first time with each other over with.

Random Lesbian - Get a room guys.

John - Awesome suggestions let's get out of here.

Hank - When what you really mean is come out as queer.

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