He was in fact just a dirty old man sticking his nose in other peoples business. Charlie worked on the Marine Base in San Diego as a civilian at the on base U. S. Bank processing VA Military Mortgage loans. He had a list of seven people looking to purchase interest rates were back under 5 percent. Mike and Joe wanted to see the same house. Charlie told one 8 am and the other 8:30 both show up at 8.
They seem to to have fun checking out the house together. They even exchanged phone numbers. Both are retiring after twenty years in four to six month and want to stay in the area. Both put in an offer on the house. Charlie says results came back you both qualify for the house. You have both made the same exact offer, we can flip a coin, one of you could drop out, or if you really want it could offer me a bribe of gay sex. I am heading back over to the house if you want the house and are willing to have gay sex to get it be there in thirty minutes.
Strange both men show up willing to do gay stuff.
Joe & Mike - In unison and to each other ... What are you doing here?
Charlie - Like I said on the phone if you are willing to have gay sex you can keep the house. I threw a blow up mattress in the bedroom up stairs. You two call me in the morning and tell me who gets the house.
Charlie got a text at midnight they are buying it together. How in the hell did he know they did gay stuff?
Charlie responds.... The whole time you were checking out the house you were checking out each other. You both left in a hurry because you were physically showing your attraction to each other. When it is that big you should never wear those tight of pants. I am also gay and can spot gay guys trying to hide their body parts.
Charlie was the Best Man at the wedding. He just sold two guys one house for half of the price the were planning to spend. Their retirement just got immensely better and someone they can love and share it with. Lust at first sight but love for the gay stuff that happened between them. For Sale by Owner - Hearts - For the love of gay stuff.
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