Clay was nervous and had his fingers cross he was not going face some execution squad. His mother was going a bit crazy she did just caught her only son with his best friend Sam.
Sam grabs his junk and fled which was kind of stupid on his part. My wife was in the process of calling his mother. He lives two doors down from us. Clay's mother has already threaten him with not helping him with college. Pulling him from his current high school, and take away his car privileges until he "straightens up his act".
I get my wife to take a pill that will put her in la la land in twenty minutes. She goes up to lay down and gives us a break.
Clay - Dad why did you lock the door to your office?
Dad - We need to have a talk and I don't want your mother interrupting us.
Clay - I just never said anything about being gay because I wasn't sure how gay I was until just recently. I get you are disappointed dad, and I'm sorry. I'm really sorry I am still your son just a slight more gay one.
Dad - Relax Son. I saw this coming months ago I already talked to Sam's Dad about it. We both agreed that the best blow jobs we ever got were from gay guys. We like the idea of having totally gay sons and have been waiting for you guys to come out.
Clay - Waiting that sounds a little creepy dad.
Dad - Son your mother and I have been married over twenty years and had a awesome sex life for ten of those years. However she can't be there all the time when you need her to be. It's less risky, easier, and better sex to hook up with a guy on the side then cheat with a another girlfriend. But you are right about you and Sam are just too gay to do that.
Clay - Oh my God. Here we go... Sam and his dad just pulled in his dads pick up.
Dad - Just so you know Sam's dad Josh and I hooked up at the adult book store a few times. Now we just wait until after the Poker game his has in his RV on Saturdays. Did you know he can take his teeth out. So why do you have your fingers crossed?
Clay - For luck I guess I was hoping you wouldn't freak out that I'm gay.
Dad - Well I guess you got your wish kid. This is going to be fun. Your mother should be out for at least two hours.
Fingers Crossed - Story Time Blog
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