Blackmail and Gay Stuff - Story Time Blog

That is me Walter looking into the camera I was in a stare down with my step brother William while he explains the rules to his latest blackmail offer. He just caught the hunk on my left (your right) Warren my college roommate and love of my life. (Which should confirm we are both gay.) Skinny dipping and doing gay stuff in the Koi pond which he interrupted unfortunately. He is planning to show the father we both share the pictures he took when he returns home at seven pm.

The offer he wants to watch us do gay stuff when we get back home. Our story and we were sticking to it was.

Sorry little Bro, but No. and our dad already knows.

William knows for a fact we are bluffing. Dad is military, and conservative, he would never approve.

I explain he did not approve at first, but he came around. he even helped change the rules at work.

William refuses to except that dad knows and didn't warn everyone or more important tell William.

At the house Warren and I make dinner, while William sets the table. Ranting the whole time dad is going to be so mad.

Strawberry Onion Salad with shredded Chicken.

Our father enters the room reading a text ... Be prepared William is outing us.

William - Dad how was you day at work?

Dad - Fine son, How is you summer vacation going?

William - I feel weird living with my gay brother and his boyfriend. I don't think I should be exposed to gay stuff at seventeen. You should make them move out, they could live on campus.

Dad - I would suggest your internet history would suggest you are gay curious or you would be more focused on finding a girlfriend.

William - You are not suggesting I could be gay. I made out with a cheerleader.

Dad - That was two years ago and nothing since. Right son? You seem way more focused on gay stuff these days. Warren you are the math wiz what are the odds I could have two gay sons.

Warren - In 2024 it is fifty fifty your kid could be gay. The fact you already have one gay son, the odds go up. It is about a seventy-five percent chance your other son is gay too.

Dad - William the odds don't look good. I would find a girlfriend as soon as possible, and be the best boyfriend ever.

William - I can't believe you are okay with them being gay.

Dad - Son I think doing gay stuff is discussing, but that's because I am straight and attracted to females. I gave love two chances and screwed both of them up. I am no expert but I think people should love who they want. For a very long time love was against the law for some people. Now that you know about your brother and Warren you need to respect their privacy and their right to be themselves.

Warren - Since we are out of the closet to William, will it be okay for us to kiss in front of him.

Dad - Yeah sure, were all almost adults here. No more hiding it.

William - OMG They are really gay. Okay that's discussing you gay guys can stop that... Dad may I be excused form the table.

Dad - I thought you were blackmailing them to watch them make out.

William - I am going to find me a girlfriend to do that with.

Dad - Sure kid, let me guess Carla from across the street?

William - How do you know about Carla?

Dad - She was asking me how much you get for an allowance.

William - Talking about allowances can I get a increase.

Dad - No But I can loan you twenty bucks until next week.

William - Dad why would you assume I need twenty dollars dad?

Dad - Carla's dad knows everything, we keep each other informed.

I was told relationship status would change all of that.

William - Now you know why I was checking out gay gays.

Dad - Fear of commitment, you can blame that on your mother, but don't take it out on Carla. Her dad warned me you do anything to mess up her going to college he will remove body parts.

William - See that is grown ups making being a straight guy complicated. Girls are too difficult and demanding to maintain a relationship.

Dad - You really want to risk being a dad at eighteen. If you really are straight. I would learn limitations before I would go gay.

William - I am straight I just wish I was gay with a really girly boyfriend like my big brother has.

Dad - Warren kick his butt, but do not throw food in my house. Run William Run.

Blackmail and Gay Stuff - Story Time Blog