Answer the Question : Always, Usually, Sometimes or Never.
Ever do gay stuff? Always, Usually, Sometimes or Never.
Answer - Sometimes
Did you like it? Always, Usually, Sometimes or Never.
Answer - Usually
Do you plan to do this again? Always, Usually, Sometimes or Never.
Answer - Always
What are the chances I can talk you out of this? Always, Usually, Sometimes or Never.
Answer - Nevar Mom.
Mother - Do something about your son before he ruins his life and embarrasses all of us.
Dad - Is there a boyfriend that I should know about or us this a random gay guy thing.
Me - There might be but his parents are worse than mom is.
Dad - You are fooling around with Charlie Hashman the football player?
Me - Please explain how you do that.
Dad - It is not me. It's Carma telling the three most religious gay hating individuals they are wrong. I give you permission to blame your mother and your boyfriends parents forever.
Me - I never confirmed he is my boyfriend
Dad - You have not asked to have a sleepover yet but you will.
Me - Wait we can have a sleep over in high school?
Dad - Why not? It not like you guys are boyfriends and going to do anything.
Me - Oh my God You said yes to spending the night.
Dad - I will give your mother a Xanax You got eight hours.
Me - Best dad ever - Always
Dad - Usually, and sometimes.
Always, Usually, Sometimes or Never - Story Time Blog
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