Sam was standing right in front of me and I did not recognize him. He was shirtless and looked like a bodybuilder. What happened the the skinny gay kid I raised?
I am assuming by the rainbow wristband the gay part hasn't changed just the body it is housed in. I get a hug and my back cracks in one loud collective crunch.
He says Sorry dad you're okay right?
I say much better think you. You should stick around you can replace my chiropractor. You're plane landed 10 minutes ago how long have you been shirtless?
It was a long sleeve t-shirt, I get off the plane were in Las Vegas it's 100 degrees.
Wait cell phone - hey babe - Luggage 4 I am at number three. How is Sam? Sweet. See you in about fifteen. So, dd how is mom holding up?
You mother is fine. She dropped me off because your plane was early. She will be here any second she parked the car and had to use the restroom I bet. Now you want to explain the phone call? Other than me what Stanley were you talking about?
Oh my God there's Mom... Hey Mom Oh you look great, I need this hug. God i missed you guys so much.
Honey , Your son has something to tell us.
We know you are gay what is it?
For the last two years my job had me in Europe posing as part of a gay couple, adopting a child. That job has now ended I can share that we were not posing. I got married and we adopted a child. My husband and your grandson should be here in ten minutes or less.
Honey please don't cry I know they are happy tears. You've made your mother speechless. That has only happen once before.
When was that?
Right before she should of said I do to the priest. She looked at her dad, who walked up behind her stamped his foot hard behind her and she said I do. How's old is the child?
He is six months and we named him after you and me. He is number three.
Mom asks, You named your son Three.
Honey it's - Samuel Edward Xavier III
Actually dad it's Samuel Edward Xavier - Young III
S.E.X.Y. Sweet. That must be them, now. Gay guys don't like to wear shirts. Say something mother don't just cry.
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