Me - I see you found the shower and some underwear. your clothes are in the washer.
John - We actually did it last night?
Me - Several times.
John - Who all knows about this?
Me - The whole town by now it been over twelve hours.
John - I remember walking down the street naked, and drunk off my ass and then us having sex in your bedroom. What happened in between?
Me - You were asking for my body part to take you home do gay stuff to you so I did.
John - Now what happens?
Me - We are out of the closet gay guys now. We get married and do gay stuff when ever we want, and despite what anyone thinks. We make each other happy for the rest of our lives.
John - Exactly what I was trying to avoid I don't want to be that gay couple.
Me - Bro we look more like brothers then boyfriends, and you look and act scary after a few Dr. Pepper's or a few beers. We are no way the gay couple you picture in your head and surprise people don't care.
John - My parent's and my brothers will freak when they get wind of this.
Me - Matt called looking for you this morning I told him you were still passed out. He said, Mark and Luke told him what happened last night at the bar. No one has got the balls to tell your mom or dad.
John - So, what I move in here? What about my place?
Me - Income property.
John - I need it twice a day, sober maybe more.
Me - Are we negotiating your surrender? Get your ass up stairs. I love morning sex and freshly showered ass holes.
John - Fine I'm going, I just don't believe this is happening. You were awesome last night.
Me - Bro the first time we did this was ten years ago, it is fucking time we come out.
John - I feel like Dorthey clicking my high heals together.
Any time I want - Any time I want ... I do love you David and always have.
Me - Just remember I'm not the one you were yelling for last night.
John - I know I know but it's a packaged deal... I mean it comes in one package... not offered separately...
Me - I told you in tenth grade we would end up fags together.
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